I Returned from the Convent to Make You All Regret It

Who gets it?! Guys, I've transmigrated into an old-school romance novel.

That's right! The kind where the heroine gets tormented a thousand times over, yet still loves him like it's her first love. You know, those novels that put the heroine through the wringer.

The catch is, I'm not the heroine. I'm the wicked supporting character whom the heroine framed.

Guys, who understands how helpless that feels?!

So after transmigrating into the book, I set out to turn the big-shot villain into my personal bodyguard.

I'm a foodie, and my only two hobbies in life are eating and lying flat. I've managed to eat my fill, but lying flat seems impossible. Whenever I try to lie flat, someone stirs up trouble and makes me waste time and effort. Thankfully, I have my "talisman" to protect me, so things aren't quite so hard.