I, Tang Sen, traveled through time and became Tang Monk. I thought I was picking up a script about becoming a Buddha and becoming an ancestor, but I found out that was not the case at all!
Learn from experience? Merit? It's all a calculation! Monkey is forced, Bajie is an undercover agent, and Sha Seng is the best actor.
Fortunately, I have my own [Emotional Sanctification System]. The more Buddhism forces me, the stronger I become.
You want me to save all sentient beings? I backhand a "Dawei Tianlong·Youth Edition"!
You want me to convert monsters? I directly transcended the physical realm and used the demon elixir to make wine!
Sister Guanyin, don't smile at me, I'm afraid Wukong will misunderstand. Boss Tathagata, don't force me to learn Buddhist scriptures. If you force me again... I will turn your spiritual mountain into a barbecue stall!
This book is also called: "Don't force me to learn scriptures, Tathagata!"
