Abstraction + high martial arts + upgrade + combat + cool writing + complaints
Luo Kong, an F-level loser who wanted to be a salty fish, accidentally "touched" an ancient bronze lamp with blood when being bullied by his senior, and was forced to start a counterattack by complaining.
The inheritance of Erlang Shen? Learn about scientific cultivation of immortality! While others relied on their understanding to cultivate, he earned his tuition by working hard and writing love letters.
Others rely on their blood to fight, but he relies on his clairvoyance to see through the instructor's underwear and sign a sealing treaty.
When his old enemy read out his declaration of conquest under the starry sky, Luo Kong took out his loudspeaker and said, "The lines are bad! Internet novels don't write like this anymore!"
When the Zerg brood invaded the territory, he enthusiastically promoted the goods on the military channel: "The Zerg specimens are made for you, and come with the signature of the god!"
From the laughingstock of the academy to the mudslides on the battlefield, Luo Kong proved with his actions that the end of the universe is not the stars and the sea, but the pure land of joy that he rules with square dancing and slutty talk!
