[Transmigrated into a Konoha cannon fodder? No big deal, because the “Fun-Seeking System” is online!]
My name is Ling Feng. I woke up one day as an ordinary Konoha genin whose parents were both dead. No Kekkei Genkai, no family secret techniques, and I was about to bite the dust in the shinobi war.
Then one day, facing Neji Hyuga’s overwhelming strength, I decisively chose to... crouch with my arms over my head and yell, “Big bro, not in the face! I give up!”
[Ding! Host has successfully completed the “Slacking Off in the Arena” act. Reward: Golden Light Incantation at max level!]
I get it now! The true meaning of this System is to put on the most cowardly act and activate the most overpowered cheat when everyone thinks I’m about to fight to the death!
And so, the shinobi world starts going off the rails:
· When Orochimaru attacks during the Chunin Ninja Exams, everyone else fights tooth and nail while I pull out “Five Years of College Entrance Exams, Three Years of Practice Tests” and hand it to him. “Uncle Orochimaru, studying science is better than researching Kekkei Genkai. Trust me, immortality is in here!”
· When the Akatsuki descend in full force, I set up a hot pot and start singing: “Keep the music going, keep on dancing! Pain, try my special extra-spicy Nine-Tails Chakra broth!”
· When Madara Uchiha casts the Infinite Tsukuyomi, I pull out the only light bulb in the whole village. “Lord Madara, leaving the lights on wastes electricity. Let’s save a little and play a thrilling game of Ludo instead!”
I just wanted to be a comic-relief character who barged into the story and kept my head down until the end. But when I look back, Naruto has an arm around my shoulder and calls me his best friend, Itachi has entrusted Sasuke to me, and even Kaguya is staring at me, deep in thought...
Wait, how did the responsibility for saving the shinobi world end up on me, the “King of Slacking Off”?
The protagonist still has a lot of dignity, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles