I Was a Mess in Konoha, but the System Wants Me to Become a God

[Transmigration to become Konoha cannon fodder? It's not a big problem because the "Lezi System" is online! My name is Ling Feng, and I woke up as an ordinary genin in Konoha whose parents both died. There is no blood line limit, no family secrets, and he is about to suffer in the ninja world war. Until that day, when I faced the absolute strength of Hinata Neji, I made a decisive choice... Crouching down on defense with my head in my hands, shouting: "Brother, don't slap me in the face, I admit defeat!" [Ding! The host successfully completed the behavior of "disrupting the arena" and received the reward: a full-level golden light spell! I understand! The essence of this system is to use the most cowardly attitude and do the most stupid thing when everyone thinks I am going to fight! As a result, the style of painting in the ninja world began to deviate: · When Orochimaru came for the Chuunin Exam and others were fighting bloody battles, I took out the "Five-Year College Entrance Exam Three-Year Simulation" and handed it over: "Uncle Snake, studying the limits of blood inheritance is not as good as studying science. Trust me, eternal life is inside!" · When everyone in the Akatsuki organization came to the scene, I set up a hot pot and sang: "Let's play music and then dance! Payne, try my special 'hot' nine-tails chakra pot base!" · When Uchiha Madara performed Infinite Tsukuyomi, I took out the only light bulb in the village: "Madara, turn off the lights and waste electricity, let's save some, how about we play an exciting game of Ludo?" I originally wanted to be a random funny character and survive until the end. But when I looked back, I found Naruto holding my shoulders and saying "You are my best brother". God Itachi entrusted Sasuke to me. Even Kaguya looked at me and fell into deep thought... Wait, why does this important task of saving the ninja world fall on me, the "King of Destroyers"?