Chen Guanshui feels that he is probably the most miserable benchmark in the world of immortality. He refined his qi when he was building the foundation of the same sect, and he refined his qi when his senior brother formed the elixir. Even the dog who was guarding the mountain gate formed the demon elixir by chance. He was still standing still on the ninth level of qi refining and became the famous "living fossil of qi refining" of Qingyun Sect.
On the day when the ninth foundation building failed, the master sadly demoted him to a handyman, and his former Taoist companion even took away his last spiritual stone overnight and threw him into the arms of the sect's holy son. Facing everyone's ridicule and pity, Chen Guanshui was lying in the woodshed, just wanting to lie down, eat and wait to die.
At this moment, a cold mechanical sound exploded in his head:
[Ding! It is detected that the host meets the conditions for 'laid-off and re-employed' assistance, and the Tiandao social security system is being activated...]
[The host is applying for the 'Nine Heavens and Ten Earths Supreme Invincible Pension Insurance'... The application was successful!
[Benefits for newbies: Congratulations on getting the 'N+1 Compensation Package for Foundation Establishment Failure', the 'Ten Thousand Years Cold Jade Anthem Coffin' (exclusively for work-related injury pension), and a copy of 'Labor Law (Xianxia Revised Edition)'!
Since then, the style of painting in the world of immortality has completely changed. When the Holy Son came to provoke with supreme pressure, Chen Guanshui silently took out a piece of paper "Agreement for the Protection of the Rights and Interests of Sect Disciples"; when the ancient secret realm was opened and the bosses were fighting life and death for the treasure, Chen Guanshui was holding a small book and asking one by one: "Fellow Taoist, do you want to buy five insurances and one gold? If you sign up now, you can enjoy a 10% discount on your promotion!"
Many years later, the Immortal Emperor, who was high in the ninth heaven, angrily criticized his millions of heavenly soldiers and generals for why they could not stop a mortal. The Heavenly General replied with a mournful face: "Your Majesty, it's not that I'm waiting for you and I'm not trying my best...
