Everyone’s Favorite Still Doesn’t Want to Fall in Love Today

[One heroine to several male leads, all of them openly obsessed with her; coercion later on; strong-willed heroine]

Why does my childhood friend keep casually flashing his abs at me? Is he trying to pick a fight?

My classmate says he's going to devour me sooner or later. Does he have pica or something? I suspect he's eaten people before. Should I call the police?

My little brother has been sticking close to me lately, saying he's cold. But the heat is set to thirty degrees. Should I take him to the hospital?

My good friend says he gets drunk after one drink, but I distinctly remember him drinking straight from the case. Did he buy fake liquor?