Traveling through Uncle Jiu's world, I became the son of a new wealthy businessman in Renjia Town.
I thought I would cling to Uncle Jiu's lap and survive, but I discovered a weird demolition system.
The system said: Destroying Yizhuang will reward you with a century-old peach wood sword, and demolishing Tengteng Town will reward you with an ancient money sword!
I rolled up my sleeves and prepared to fight, but Uncle Jiu came to the door with his peach wood sword.
On the first day, I drove a bulldozer towards Tenten Town, and the zombies were panicking: "Wait, that's not what the script says!"
Until the Ghost Festival, when hundreds of ghosts walked through the night, I turned on the stereo and played the Diamond Sutra. The ghosts held their heads and cried, "Brother, stop reading, we surrender!"
I chuckled: "Don't worry, I still have the Great Compassionate Gatling..."
