Qingchengshan Fugitive Xiaoyaozi

# Funny #urban #romantic #HE #cure #brain hole #business ## The day my B&B went bankrupt, I picked up a fairy in the back mountain. I wanted him to be a quiet handsome guy, but when he opened his mouth, he became my nuclear bomb-level marketing director. Internet celebrities were criticized by him to the point of crying and giving five stars, and developers were "persuaded" by him to the point of running away in a hurry. With a casual remark, the drink will spit out rainbow bubbles and the vegetables will dance in the ground. My crappy B&B became a hit overnight, and reservations were scheduled for three years. But this living ancestor is actually on the run! Uncle Master came to arrest people with a mahjong table on his back, charming fairy aunts and junior sisters came to steal business, and even the United Nations came to inspect the "cultural phenomenon"! I looked at the culprit next to me who was addicted to live broadcasts and braised pork, and I just wanted to ask: Taoist priest, are you planning to alarm Heaven or the State Council next?