Three Kingdoms: Your Majesty, Your Bullet Comments Are Exploding

Reborn as Liu Xie, the famously unlucky Emperor Xian of Han, I’m about to face the ultimate script: puppet ruler, deposed, then killed. Thankfully, the [Three Kingdoms Comedy Emperor Assistant System] forcibly binds itself to me!

From then on, the stories of assassinating Dong Zhuo, fleeing Chang’an, and stirring up the warlords go completely off the rails.

Dong Zhuo’s proclamation of his accession? Sorry, he burped up a faceful of garlic first!

Wang Yun’s beauty trap? The comment-section big shots spoil everything in real time and even send me a strategy guide!

Lü Bu wants to kill his adoptive father? I simply send him a “Loyalty Test” in return!

While Cao Cao and Yuan Shao fight tooth and nail over the Imperial Seal, I’m quietly unlocking the “Scientific Farming” and “Famous General Collection” tech trees, guided by the folks in the comments.

Cao Mengde, stop glaring. I’ll personally restore the Han!