Reincarnated in Tang San's Funeral, the School Beauty Summoned Me and Vomited Blood After Being Angry

"Buddha said, put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha immediately." "I said, pick up the skewers and fly up on the spot!" Traveling back in time to Tang Sanzang, he was worried about how to survive the 81st crisis, but he was unexpectedly summoned as a god-level soul by the school beauty who had lost all his money! The result... [Quality: N (mortal)], the whole audience laughed like crazy! "With a weak constitution, no fighting ability, and a 'aura of ridicule' that attracts monsters, the most useless soul in history was born!" "This is the guarantee of three hundred draws for the school beauty? She's not the chief!" The reborn empress looked at me with tears in her eyes, but I looked at the fried chicken in her hand. "Female donor, this poor monk wants to eat meat." … Others rely on soul skills to fight. What does pi mean when you say it? Is it a forbidden curse? Others take elixirs to level up, but you have a barbecue and you level up three times in a row? Wait, you said you can realize supernatural powers [enlightenment in dreams] just by sleeping in? You say give everyone hairbands? What is that? "Female donor, the poor monk is hungry again." "Go away! If you eat again, I'll sell you to the demon for money!" "No, they can live forever if they eat me. If you eat me... Hehe, you can do that too."