Eight-Year-Old Celestial Master in Purple Robes: Divine Thunder Strikes the Corpse King!

“Fell off a cliff while mountain climbing? Transmigrate into a two-year-old baby?

Don’t panic, the Mystic Arts sign-in System has activated!

Sign in on the first day and gain spiritual power, saving your life from a wild wolf’s jaws;

After four years of sign-ins, become a six-year-old little tyrant, chasing ghosts and beating them up, turning Mount Longhu upside down;

Summon Ox-Head to plow the fields, snap photos to keep as leverage, and even the underworld’s divine officials have to back down;

Wear a purple robe at eight, slap the Sect Leader in the face during the robe-bestowing ceremony, then borrow money and sneak down the mountain to cause trouble;

Meet Ma Xiaoling and bet on catching ghosts, use virgin-boy urine to ward off danger, and slap a hanging ghost into submission;

Talk back to foreigners, battle Yin-Yang Corpses, and destroy Corpse Kings. Other people rely on magic to fight monsters. I win by lounging around after signing in!

Xuan Qing: “This disciple is too fierce. Mount Longhu can’t contain him!”

Ma Xiaoling: “Chen Xi, stop pretending to be a kid. Who are you, really?”

Chen Xi pulls out his phone and snaps a photo of the Thunder God. “Let’s talk later. I need to finish signing in for this batch of Nine Heavens Divine Thunder!”