(Comedy Cultivation) (Oriental Fantasy) (Humanistic Core) (Protagonist is evil) (The Sternest Father in College)
In the Age of Dharma End, it is extremely difficult to cultivate beings in the lower world. Xiao Xuan, a ten-year-old ruffian, picked up a talking bone in a garbage dump and claimed that he was the ancestor of dragons.
"Can you let me practice?" Xiao Xuan spat out the grass roots. Bones said proudly: "I can make you the number one immortal in eternity!"
Three days later, Xiao Xuan squatted on the roof of the village chief's house, using his newly learned object-controlling skills to peek at the village beauty taking a bath. Bones roared in his head: "I taught you the supreme immortal technique to use for this?!" "Why are you so anxious?" Xiao Xuan said confidently, "Wait until I become the best immortal in the village first!"