The National Destiny Game descends upon the world. The chosen players of every nation are elite soldiers or godlike mages, while Dragon Country sends Lin Xian, a corporate drone busy complaining on a livestream.
While the chosen players of other nations train hard in their supernatural abilities, his golden finger finally arrives: the entire internet's live comments and comment section!
The top comment becomes his skill for the day.
And so, things take a wildly unexpected turn:
When faced with indescribable horrors, the entire internet floods the screen with [Give it a huge slap]. Lin Xian promptly redeems the divine skill "One Hundred Percent Slap in the Face," sending the monster spinning three and a half times on the spot and questioning its very existence.
When confronted by an invincible Headless Horseman, the comment section advises him to [Slide-tackle it]. The skill "Absolute Wrestling Technique" activates, and Dragon Country is rewarded with ten thousand mu of fertile farmland.
From then on, the National Destiny battlefield becomes a celebration of the internet's wild imagination:
He uses "Anything Can Be a Screwdriver" to mend a boss's broken heart, and "I'll Snap a Rubber Band at Your Window" to shatter the composure of a meticulous enemy prodigy.
The experts in Dragon Country's analysis team are hopping mad: "Lin Xian! Please act like a human being!" Lin Xian spreads his hands. "Don't ask me. The comment-section gods taught me."
When the final boss seals away every supernatural power and confidently pronounces their death sentence, it discovers to its horror that the skill tree behind Lin Xian, lit by the faith of over a billion people, still shines brilliantly.
Lin Xian raises a hand and, on behalf of all the internet users, delivers the ultimate retort to the game:
"You can seal away divine powers, but can you seal away our urge to mess around?"
