I dressed as Sun Wukong and was pressed under the Five Fingers Mountain.
Sister Guanyin drew a big cake for me: "Escort Tang Monk and protect you from becoming a Buddha."
It's so funny, this journey is basically a reality show co-produced by Tianting Lingshan!
I just flipped the table and stopped acting, and successfully escaped from prison in advance.
Sneaking back to Huaguo Mountain, I felt half-hearted - my hometown's spiritual veins had been dug out, the Water Curtain Cave was occupied, and the monkeys and grandchildren were bullied to pieces.
They are all "temptresses" and human lackeys sent from the opposite side!
Okay, you are playing dirty, right?
In this life, I won't play with you anymore.
I pulled up the Ten Thousand Demons Alliance, with Liu Er as secretary, Niu Mo as security guard, and established an intelligence network in the Three Realms.
None of those who have tricked us over the years can escape!
The golden-winged roc that emptied a city? Deal with him!
The inspiration king who specializes in eating children? Plate him!
Use the white deer essence from your baby's heart to make elixirs? Beat him to death!
My list of crackdowns on gangsters and evildoers never leaves anyone alive.
When the sky full of gods and Buddhas suddenly discovered:
The opposite side is no longer a monkey who only knows how to swing a stick, but a modern worker who is proficient in public opinion warfare and information disparity——
It's time to change the director of this big drama.
And I, the Monkey King, want to re-establish rules for these three realms!
