Li Che transmigrated to the Primordial World and, before he could even figure out what was happening, found himself surrounded by three Sages of the Heavenly Dao.
Yuanshi Tianzun ruffled his hair, his voice so gentle it was almost frightening. “Good disciple, are you short of innate treasures? I'll pluck a few stars for you to play with.”
Tongtian Jiaozhu shoved his elder brother aside, his face full of indulgence. “Don't listen to Second Brother's nonsense. What's fun about weightless stars? Come to me, and you can play with the Four Swords of Zhu Xian!”
Even the usually unruffled Taishang Laojun smiled as he handed over a purple-gold gourd. “Disciple, take this. Munch on Nine-Turn Golden Pills like candy, and don't go hungry.”
Just as Li Che thought he'd latched onto the biggest backer in the Primordial World and was about to reach the pinnacle of life, the [Primordial Plot System] blared an ear-piercing alarm in his mind
[Warning! The Three Pure Ones' favorability has exceeded the limit! Heavenly Dao taboo breached! A Dao-Merging-level emotional heavenly tribulation is gathering... Countdown to destruction: ???]
Clutching the weighty “candies,” Li Che watched his three masters vie for his affection, their Daoist auras faintly clashing, and felt utterly hopeless.
He stretched a trembling hand toward the sky and cried out from the depths of his soul:
“Masters, please! Stop spoiling me! If you keep this up, I'll be annihilated in body and spirit before I even become an immortal!”
The protagonist has no CP? I like the way the protagonist and Sanqing get along with each other