You Sent Me on a Blind Date, So Why Did I Leave Them Fuming?

[Urban What-Ifs + Reverse Tactics + Comedy + System Power Fantasy + Just for Laughs]

Lin Fan awakens the “Blind-Date Shenanigans System.” All he has to do is make eccentric dates lose their cool to become stronger!

Facing a woman who spoils her younger brother: “Your brother needs a place to live after he gets married? Easy. Have him marry into my family, and I'll give you a house and a car!”

[Ding! The target is utterly rattled. Reward: 100,000 yuan in cash + Steel Kidney!]

Facing a socialite who insists on splitting the bill: “You want to split this meal? No problem. Waiter, pack up my half of the lobster!”

[Ding! The target is questioning her whole existence. Reward: God-Tier Spending Rebate Card!]

From then on, a legend like a raging torrent sweeps through the world of blind dates.

Lin Fan: “Don't get the wrong idea. I'm not singling you out. I'm saying everyone here is just a tool for me to spend money on.”

He also receives special rewards like a succubus physique and the Eye of Truth, sending his romantic luck through the roof.

The women on the dates: “He's charming, sure, but what a weirdo!”

Lin Fan leans back theatrically. “Please, have some self-respect. I'm not interested in any of you!”