The Eastern Han Group is on the verge of bankruptcy. Liu Bei waves around his “Imperial Uncle” credentials as he hustles for opportunities, while Guan Yu delivers packages and Zhang Fei sells pork. At the Peach Garden, they sign a grassroots “betting agreement.” Cao Cao keeps reposting “The Art of Self-Cultivation for Headhunters” on his social feed, while Sun Quan inherits the family business and spends every day outmaneuvering the old guard. And Zhuge Liang? He's the top employee whose boss has to visit him three times before he'll join, and whose resume says, “Expert in PowerPoint diplomacy!”
Get ready for plot twists you never saw coming:
◾️ Lü Bu murders two bosses in a row, sending his workplace trust score straight to zero;
◾️ The Battle of Red Cliffs becomes a brain-bending corporate power struggle, retitled “Guard Against Fire, Theft, and Backstabbing Coworkers”;
◾️ Diao Chan plays Dong Zhuo and Lü Bu off against each other, earning the title of “Ancient Master of Manipulation”;
◾️ Zhao Yun charges in and out of Changban Slope seven times. The stats say: 99+ kills, MVP secured!
We make jokes, but we respect history even more:
Every hilarious scene sticks closely to the main storyline of Records of the Three Kingdoms. Liu Bei really did sell straw sandals, Guan Yu really did live as a fugitive, and Zhuge Liang really did give his all... But this time, as they vie for supremacy, they also complain: “My life matters too!” “My lord, could you pay us before making promises?”
High-energy content ahead:
◾️ 200 chapters of unrestrained jokes, from “Borrowing Arrows with Straw Boats” to “Zhuge Liang's Northern Campaign PowerPoint Pitch”;
◾️ Extra unofficial-history romance: Zhou Yu and Xiao Qiao show off their love, while Zhang Fei gets ordered by his wife to kneel on a washboard;
◾️ Workplace jokes, sports commentary, and livestream comments combine to bring a fresh burst of imagination in every chapter!
Open this book and you'll get:
A sip, you'll get:
A mouthful of tea to spit out laughing + a whole basket of Three Kingdoms knowledge
