After transmigrating into the world of Journey to the West, Jiang Liu’er gets a sign-in System from the start.
The bad news: the sign-in reward is always +9 to his constitution.
The good news: after the first day, his constitution is 9; after signing in on the second day, it becomes 99; on the third day, it reaches 999, and so on.
After signing in for three years, he’s become so powerful that even he has no idea where his limits lie.
But Jiang Liu’er has no intention of retrieving the scriptures. He just wants to find himself a beautiful wife and lie flat.
Then Guanyin says he’s destined for the Buddha and forcibly takes his beautiful wife away.
Jiang Liu’er decides he has no choice but to pay Mount Ling a visit and take his wife back.
From then on, the planned pilgrimage turns into a wife-rescue mission, and the whole story takes a completely different turn…
Taibai Jinxing: “Holy Monk, stop eating! That’s the Old Lord’s Azure Ox!”
Zhu Ganglie: “Master Tang, there are seven spider demons in the Spider Cave, and every one of them is a beauty.”
Sun Wukong: “Master Tang, my roast meat is second to none. Leave the Tathagata’s uncle to me, and I’ll barbecue him!”
Jiang Liu’er: “Sounds good! Remember to sprinkle on some cumin.”
Guanyin: “World-Honored One, the eighty-one tribulations can’t hold him back. Jiang Liu’er is about to eat his way all the way to the Western Heaven.”
Tathagata: “…Well, I…”
The first day I signed in, my physique was +9, and the second day I signed in, my physique was still +9, but damn, shouldn't the total be +18!