The Good-for-Nothing Janitor Becomes a Saint with a Bizarre System

[Genius Disciples + System + Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger + Lighthearted Comedy + No-Brain Power Fantasy + Wild Imagination]

After transmigrating here, I threw myself into bitter cultivation, but after twenty years I was still stuck at the first level of Qi Refining. I could barely scrape by as a menial disciple, sweeping the ground at the gate every day.

How could anyone put up with that? I bet no one could keep it together if they were in my shoes!

“I’ve finally waited for you. Good thing I never gave up…” Luckily, Lin Yu held it together. It was time to finally hold his head high!

But what’s the deal with this wacky quest System? Something about it feels very wrong!

What? Lick clean the sword-marked stone left behind by the sect’s founder, a mark containing boundless sword intent? What about my tongue?

What?! Do a striptease to “Paradise” in front of the head of the Discipline Hall? Are you trying to get me killed?!

And what??? Steal the goddess-like senior sister’s underwear????? Even a pervert wouldn’t go that far, would they?!!

I’m stunned, bro!

Could a proper System really come up with these missions??!! This thing is a complete menace!

Whoever wants this System can have it!

What? I can’t refuse?

Fine! I’ll do it! Let’s see who’s the bigger menace!

(The first five chapters aren’t very good. Give them a chance.)