The Heavenly Dao Forces Me to Become a Sword Immortal

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Lu Chenzhou transmigrates to a cultivation world and just wants to lie flat and be a slacker. Who knew he had the Heavenly Dao's lucky-koi constitution? Lying flat means rising against the heavens! He falls asleep in the Scripture Pavilion and automatically comprehends supreme cultivation arts; he's punished with cleaning the latrines and casually picks up an ancient divine artifact. His arrogant senior sister wants to put him through special training, a fox-spirit servant wants to steal his fortune, a Buddhist undercover agent invites him to dual cultivate, and a reborn Holy Maiden says he's destined to become an immortal. Lu Chenzhou clutches his head and cries, "Please, just let me take a break!"