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Other people cultivate immortality through talent. She does it through KPIs.

Shen Qingqiu just wants to lie flat and retire, but she unexpectedly gets bound to the Heavenly Dao Group as a BUG-fixing specialist working 996 hours. Her job is to retrieve the “fortune packages” that were delivered to the wrong people.

Take Lin Yaoyao, the ultimate white lotus, for example. Her century of cultivation, ancient sword manuals, and divine beast contract... Every last one is a misdelivered package! When Lin Yaoyao smugly boasts about her century of cultivation, Shen Qingqiu hands her a copy of the [Heavenly Dao KPI Assessment Standards], driving her into a heart demon on the spot. When Xiao Yi, the male lead in the original story, draws his sword and demands an explanation, Shen Qingqiu expressionlessly tosses him a [Notice of Fortune Retrieval].

“Don't talk to me about feelings. Feelings cost points.” That's her work philosophy.

But she gradually discovers that this isn't just a BUG. It's a hostile takeover launched by the “Demonic Dao Corporation.” They keep topping up their bottomless supply of “desire,” while she can only strike at the root with “rules.” To earn enough points and retire early to a life of cuddling cats and farming, this obsessive-compulsive customer service agent is forced to pick up the Employee Handbook and wage a universe-scale corporate war, using bureaucracy to fight chaos.