When Song Jiang sang at the Chrysanthemum Party, Lu Zhishen turned over the wine table!
"Bless me! Don't lick the buttholes of those dog officials!"
With Wu Song, Li Kui and other brothers, Monk Hua turned around and went to Erlong Mountain to find another job. But it was difficult to start a business, and there was no food or soldiers. He was so worried that he pulled his head back.
As a result, the Buddha couldn't stand it anymore, so he airdropped a [Buddha's Wrath King Kong System] to him overnight - beating corrupt officials will unlock the "Tiangong Kaiwu"; saving the people will directly reward high-yielding grains!
From then on, the style of painting completely deviated:
The enemy sent the Confucian scholar to debate in front of the formation. Lu Zhishen came out of the formation with a Zen staff on his shoulders: "What a debate! This Zen staff from Sajia weighs sixty-two pounds. Ask it whether it will answer or not?"
The imperial court's economic blockade? He issued "Erlongshan National Bonds" with a backhand, with an annual interest rate of five cents and a personal guarantee of the family!
Facing the encirclement and suppression of one hundred thousand people, he added chicken drumsticks to the soldiers and said to the system OS: "Buddha, next time the reward can be given directly to wine? I'm so greedy!"
This is a hard-core cool novel about an irritable monk who used his fists and black technology to forcefully implement "Buddhist justice" in the Northern Song Dynasty!
Watch how Monk Hua makes complaints while pushing the world to build an utopia!
Question: How to physically transcend a decadent dynasty?
Answer: Let Master Lu help you "put down the butcher's knife" - beat him until he puts it down first, and then reason with him.
