Everyone Gets Missions, but I Can Lower Their Difficulty

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A crimson meteor streaks across the sky, and tasks descend upon everyone.

Everyone must find a way to complete their own main quest, or die.

Some are assigned to dance on the subway.

Some are assigned to assassinate the prime minister.

Some are assigned to spend ten billion in three days!

And so begins a wave of tasks for all!