[Taoist lovers everywhere + pretending to be pigs and eating pigs + nonsense trash system + sometimes serious fun male protagonist + emotional pull]
Good news: I have traveled through time, have a system, and am born with red entries.
Bad news: The system is broken, and I am quite weak, so my entry is still the "Lonely Star" that is not popular with women.
Ye Gou worries every day that he will be pinched to death by those terrifying female cultivators.
Warn! The Saint of Hehuan Sect is approaching! It is recommended that you commit suicide immediately to preserve your innocence!
Ye Gou didn't hesitate and sprinkled lime powder with his backhand!
Saint (covering her eyes shyly): He is good or bad, I love him so much.
Warn! Qinglian Sword Immortal locks your Qi machine! The fatality rate is 100%!
Ye Gou burst into tears: Heroine, I'll give you all the spiritual stones, don't kill me!
Sword Immortal (sheathing his sword): That is my dowry. Once you accept it, I will be yours.
Ye Gou:? ? ?
Are there any problems with the reading comprehension skills of this year's female trainees?
Stop making assumptions! I am really just a casual cultivator who is greedy for life and afraid of death!