[ ] + [handing over the System]
I, Jiang Li, an outer disciple of the Heavenly Sword Sect, have done three major things recently.
First, I handed over the "System" I'd just received to my lunatic master, who kills without batting an eye.
Second, I used the money my master gave me to hire the cultivation world's top intelligence agency, the Heavenly Secrets Pavilion, to create a custom "dating guide" for me.
Third, my first target was Jian Lanxi, the icy peak master who had publicly said just yesterday that I "would never find a cultivation partner."
I stopped her in front of the entire sect.
Everyone was waiting for me to be cut down by a single sword strike.
Me: "Martial Aunt, I have a top-grade Earth-tier cultivation manual. I'd like to discuss the Dao with you for a few days." (A line from the Heavenly Secrets Pavilion's script.)
Sure enough, she was tempted.
Me: "Martial Aunt, this is the Heavenly Secrets Pavilion's full analysis of you, including the weaknesses in your cultivation technique and your embarrassing childhood stories."
Her face turned deathly pale.
Me: "Martial Aunt, here's how to contact the Earthly Secrets Pavilion. If you refuse, tomorrow you'll be at the top of the 'Cultivation World's Most Forbidden Beauties' list."
Her delicate body trembled.
Me: "So, Martial Aunt, would you like to 'discuss the Dao' with me, or would you rather have the whole world come and 'discuss the Dao' with you?"
[Ding! Jian Lanxi's affection increased by 80! Conquest condition met!]
The entire Heavenly Sword Sect: "...???"
