I am a dog trainer and can understand dogs. After taking over a big dog that injured many people, I used extraordinary measures. The owner of the dog posted a video of me "abusing" it online, and I was violently bullied online. When she came to pick up the dog and shouted distressedly, "My son is not afraid, let's go home," the beast stared at her swollen belly and whispered, "Damn, I've been hungry for three days and I haven't tasted what it's like to be pregnant."
