There's No Way to the Top in This World, I'm the Cat Emperor, Remember That

I have ascended the throne! From the start, I get an orange cat and awaken the [Myriad Realms Cat Picks] System

Any product made “for cats,” no matter how cheap, can be transformed into a mythic-grade divine artifact!

6.6-yuan plastic crown → [Mortal Emperor’s Crown], awakens the imperial bloodline and unlocks the limit of its intelligence!

9.9-yuan infrared laser pointer → [Star-Slaying Pen], fully charged, it can pierce a hundred-meter load-bearing wall in one shot!

19.9-yuan corrugated cardboard scratcher → [Divine Realm Throne], comes with an absolute force-field shield that makes it immune to physical attacks!

Su Qingqing stared at the “weapons of mass destruction” filling her home and trembled. “I’m starting to think I didn’t adopt a cat. I adopted an arsenal…”

Jiang Tuan gave her a disdainful glance. “Foolish two-legged creature, this is nothing!”

[Ding! The Host has purchased an 8.8-yuan cat teaser. It has been transformed into the ‘Myriad Realms Fishing Rod’!]

The next second, it casually cast its line and hauled a tentacle of an Old One out of the void!

Sirens blared throughout the city. An S-rank agent was so terrified he quit on the spot. “Do not look upon the gods!”