Help! The Plot Isn’t Following the Script

Yun Yan transmigrated into a cultivation novel as a cannon-fodder character who wouldn't survive three chapters, destined for a gruesome death.

According to the plot, he was supposed to die a heroic death fighting to save his junior sister.

But looking at the arrogant, overbearing villain before him, Yun Yan suddenly decided he didn't want to die.

He whipped out his newly invented "Truth-Telling Thunder Bomb." After getting hit, the villain burst into tears and confessed in front of everyone: "I secretly kept women's clothes because I'm in love with Senior Brother!"

The entire room fell silent. Yun Yan seized the opportunity to give him another dose of "Tenfold Itch-and-Heart-Scratch Pills."

The villain rolled around laughing and begging for mercy. The scene quickly spiraled out of control.

Just as Yun Yan thought he had everything under control, a terrifying pressure came crashing down from the sky...

Senior Brother, who was supposed to be dead, stepped through the air, his smile dangerous. "Oh? I never knew you felt that way about me."

Yun Yan: "..." Help! The plot has gone so off the rails even the original author wouldn't recognize it!