The Apocalypse Recluse: From Slacking Off to Face-Slapping Aliens

(Apocalypse + System + Hoarding + Cultivation + Special Abilities + Farming + Comedy)

--The Strongest Neighborhood Warrior, Leading the Whole Community to Victory--

Zhang Wei, a homebody.

He only cares about three things: Is the power out? Is the internet down? Are his “figurines” still there?

A neighbor tries to steal his instant noodles? He slaps them away!

[Ding! The “Protect the Best Home” face-slapping System has activated! Reward: Storage Ring]

[Ding! Face-slapping behavior detected. Reward: Chatterbox Mini Speaker]

[Ding! Face-slapping behavior detected. Reward: 100% Barehanded Brick Catching]

[Ding! Face-slapping behavior detected. Reward: High-Speed Farming Spirit Soil]

The System’s bizarre rewards leave Zhang Wei craving more.

[System: Host, repel the aliens]

Zhang Wei: No! I just want to stay home.

I really just want to stay home quietly! But the aliens are trying to exterminate humanity and mutate people!

Before he knows it, he’s turned his neighborhood into the apocalypse’s strongest fortress. Beautiful women come by for a meal, and he leads the whole community in cheating their way through cultivation?

Fine! 3i/Atlas aliens, just you wait. I, Zhang Wei, am coming to roast your butts!