I, the Future Devil, Have You Sentenced Me to Three Thousand Felonies?

"Zhang Cheng, do you plead guilty?" "I don't recognize it." "It's okay, you'll recognize me when you get there." "Wait, you should at least tell me what crime I committed?" "Destroying the world, launching rebellion, terrorist attacks, imprisoning, killing, robbing, creating illegal organizations, abducting women... A total of 3,826 charges." "Ha, sir, I'm only twenty-three years old!" "I commit evil once a day, and it will take me more than ten years to complete this list of crimes. Do you think you can slander me like this?" "This is a crime you will commit in the future." "You abused your ability to travel through time and space and committed numerous evil deeds in the past and future!" "???"