[Fourth Calamity + Misunderstandings + Sword and Sorcery]
I, Alia, the church's lowliest magicless person, received a mission with almost no chance of survival: infiltrate the Stars' Light Guild, branded a “nest of the Old Gods,” as an undercover agent.
Then I witnessed a scene I will never forget:
A holy knight was sent straight to heaven by an exploding sheep. The faithful pleased an evil god with their twisted dances, while the leader handed out blasphemous trials using an “Oracle's Magic Mirror”...
Trembling, I wrote my report: “They are powerful, immortal, and utterly insane!”
Then I heard their leader cry desperately to the sky:
“We're one tank short for the raid! Anyone free to tank? We'll cover your repair costs!!”
Wait, they call this... “normal gameplay”?
When an innocent NPC infiltrates a gaming guild full of Fourth Calamities... Holy Sh*t, will this shift ever end!
