I Lead My Fragile Sect to Victory Across the Nine Heavens!

[Ensemble cast + cultivation + light humor + no romance + five-person demolition squad + no transmigration] After repeatedly teetering on the brink of self-destruction because her water-and-fire dual spiritual roots clashed, Yuan Chu finally gave up trying and spent over a decade lazing around on Yunding Mountain... That was until she had a dream that might have been a prophecy, and her master was sealed away by a mysterious powerhouse... Then she discovered what a real “group chat for gifted patients” looked like: Eldest Senior Brother Yan Changfeng, born with a sword bone, was always either looking for a sword or on his way to look for one. Second Senior Sister Zhao Li, a master alchemist who could refine the Nine-Turn Golden Pill, couldn't tell the sect leader apart from the old man guarding the gate. Third Senior Brother Fu Yu, a genius of talismans and formations, could trap an Immortal Venerable with his arrays but got lost three steps after leaving home. Little Junior Brother Xiao Jue was born with a gift for jinxing people. Whenever he opened his mouth, the whole sect was doomed, but... he was uncannily accurate. Even more terrifying, these lovable oddballs were the tragic characters who one by one had died in her dream?! To protect this group of “patients” and save her master, Yuan Chu could no longer hide the divine talent within her. After reforming the Lower Cultivation Realm alongside the Qingyun Sect demolition squad, they moved on to reform the Upper Cultivation Realm... “Lingxu Secret Realm, good stuff. Demolish it!” “Demonic Realm treasure, good stuff. Steal it!” “Guardian spirit beast, good... pack it up and take it!” Later, a saying spread throughout the cultivation world: “Guard against fire, guard against thieves, and guard against the Qingyun Sect demolition squad.” When the Nine Heavens collapsed, the five stood atop the firmament. “Allow us to introduce ourselves again.” “We're here to set things right.”