I transmigrated into Liu Guangfu, and my second brother, Liu Guangtian, was also a transmigrator. From the start, he beat Liu Guangqi to a pulp.
My brother handles the fighting, and I handle the thinking.
My brother’s motto is: “You mess with me, I’ll beat up Liu Guangqi!”
My strategy is: “You scheme against my brother, and I’ll ruin your whole family!”
Liu Haizhong dares to throw his weight around? I report him for slacking off at work and shatter his dreams of climbing the career ladder!
Yan Bugui wants to take advantage of us? I make him cough up twice what he schemed to get, until he’s down to his last pair of pants!
Xu Damao dares to take potshots at us? I make him embarrass himself in front of everyone while showing movies, and lose his job in the process!
The two brothers join forces: one crushes everyone with brute strength, the other with brains.
We don’t go looking for trouble, but anyone who picks a fight with us will learn that the Liu brothers are not to be messed with!
The troublemakers of Courtyard No. 95 wail: Those Liu boys are each more ruthless than the last!
Liu Guangfu: “Don’t get the wrong idea. My brother’s the God of War. I’m just an ordinary God of Scheming.”