My name is Lan Yi. I traveled through the ancient world and became the disciple of the Tongtian Cult Leader. I appear to be stupid, but in fact, I am bound to a system that predicts the plot of the Conferred God. Is Jiejiao doomed to fail miserably? No, I know this script well! Others are cultivating immortals, but I am a sand sculpture, telling jokes to tease the master, and making elixirs to blow up caves without panic. Is the system trying to trick me into doing a difficult task? Pretend to be stupid and get by. Seeing that the God-killing Tribulation was about to happen, I enlisted my younger brother to build infrastructure while tricking the loose immortals into forming an alliance. From a rookie disciple to a mastermind, he relied on modern tricks to reverse his destiny. The sand sculpture girl rescues Jie Jiao, this wave is stable!