Funny+War+Politics+System
(After the guidance of Otto Apokalis, nothing should be taken for granted, not random writing)
My name is Otto, and I am very panicked right now. As an imperial officer but I don't know how to fight, I'm sorry.
What? Do you think I can draw cards? ! Can the drawn general gain a lifetime of experience? ! I'm going, why didn't you tell me earlier?
I'm super! Golden legend, General Mackensen! The explosion rate is really high.
No, no, no, what are Liu Zhi and Pakaka? Oh, yes, yes, Hindenburg is right.
Serious version:
"General Otto, as the lifelong administrative commander of the Republic, why did you want to assassinate the Parliament and the Emperor? Didn't you once swear allegiance to them?" The reporter asked.
"You asked a good question, don't ask next time." Otto said calmly, "The reason why I was assassinated is precisely because I am very loyal. I can't watch my country slipping into an abyss. Compared to letting those insects govern the country, I think it is safer for me to govern it, precisely because I am extremely loyal."
"The loyalist chose dictatorship? And he allowed the military to override the country." Someone in the audience complained softly.
Otto was furious: "What do you want to insinuate? What do you want to express? What do you want to subvert? What do you want to destroy? What is your motive? Who is behind you?"
Reader comments
War criminals, I have chosen to drain you dry. And you, my friend, your evil deeds are unknown to everyone from Ireland to Cathay, and your sins will last forever. You realize that true power only comes from the spear, that your land is filled with unemployed and hungry people, and that your principles are anything but sacred. I need people like you right now.
War criminals, I have chosen to drain you dry. And you, my friend, your evil deeds are unknown to everyone from Ireland to Cathay, and your sins will last forever. You realize that true power only comes from the spear, that your land is filled with unemployed and hungry people, and that your principles are anything but sacred. I need people like you right now.