Lu Xiaohuang is Qingyun Sect’s most famous unconventional martial artist. His greatest achievements include making the sect’s prodigies retch with a set of “park tai chi,” taking third place in the tournament with repeated “fart-powered propulsion,” and crashing the Heart-Questioning Mirror with the line, “Senior Sister, your shoelace is untied.” This book chronicles how he uses the self-discipline of a stand-up comedian to turn “making a fool of yourself” into an unbeatable art in a world of high martial arts. A friendly reminder: the senior sister’s revenge may be late, but it will come. Don’t imitate the protagonist’s behavior unless you want to end up with no friends.