Dressed as Qi Qiqi, the cannon fodder social animal in the novel, I just want to fish in peace until the finale.
Who would have thought that on the first day of work, there would be a "ding" in my head!
[Welcome to bind the "Human Conspicuous Package" system. It is detected that the host's "salted fish energy" is overloaded, and the "Poor God Possession" punishment is about to be triggered. Please dance a "Subject Three" at the door of the president's office immediately, otherwise the balance will be cleared!
Me: "???"
In order not to starve to death, I did so with tears in my eyes.
I thought I would be fired on the spot, but the cold-faced CEO frowned, silently closed the door, and gave me a salary increase on the grounds that "I have contributed to the construction of corporate culture."
From that day on, my career spiraled out of control.
System: [In a serious strategic meeting, recite "Chu Shi Biao" in a clip tone!
I did so, but my nemesis was so disgusted that he resigned on the spot, and the project was won without a fight.
System: [Give the coldest technical guru in the company a bouquet made of broccoli and confess your love to him!
I did so, and the master blushed, silently helped me fix all the bugs, and became my exclusive technical consultant.
Gradually, I became a legend in the company.
Colleagues: "What kind of work is Sister Qi doing today? I'm really looking forward to it!"
CEO: "Qi Qiqi, come here and show me how to swallow your fists. This quarter's bonus will be doubled."
Me (with tears streaming down my face): "I really... Just want to commute to get off work in peace!"
