I, the Director of the Nursing Home, Conquer the Sword God at the Beginning

[There are cheats but it's reasonable + high martial arts + funny + cool plot] After the breakup, I accidentally became the director of [Tiandao Nursing Home]. My job is very simple: before the strong people die, ask them if they want to apply for a pension card. Bite! Mission release: Rescue the orphans of Tianjian Sect] [Ding! Mission release: Assist the country in sealing the Yamata no Orochi] [Ding! Mission release: Mediate the thousand-year dispute between the fairy world and the devil world] Me (crazy): "I'm just a mortal! How can I take care of these things?!" The sword god behind him was peeling an apple silently: "Dean, I'll go." Demon Lord, who had just finished soaking in the hot spring, wiped his hair: "Dean, whoever dares to mess with you will be crushed by me." The Demon Emperor and Ghost Emperor, who were playing chess, raised their heads at the same time: "Dean, your order." The director of Bureau 749 came to the door in person. He looked at the big guys sweeping the floor, cooking, and growing vegetables in our courtyard, and fell into deep thought. "Mr. Lin, who... Are you?" I spread my hands and said, "He's just an ordinary nursing home director."