I'm Lin Tian, an utterly ordinary tech company owner. I swear, I'm really not an arms dealer!
My first product is a cute robot puppy called Wangcai. All it can do is wag its tail and dance awkwardly. It costs 1,999 yuan, and the whole selling point is how cute it is.
Then some hard-core guys overseas weld a six-barrel Vulcan cannon onto it, turning it into a mobile turret on the battlefield. It goes viral overnight!
[Beep! Product detected causing global military panic. Shock points +1,000,000,000!]
I'm stunned.
I launch the “Divine Strength” civilian exoskeleton, hoping to help delivery workers carry packages with less effort. Before long, a Middle Eastern tycoon wearing one is ripping apart an armored vehicle, making headlines around the world.
I launch the “Somersault Cloud” hoverboard to solve traffic congestion on the last mile of urban commutes. Instead, special forces around the world modify it into “three-dimensional infiltration units,” upending modern warfare!
I tearfully explain to the whole world: “My products are all for civilian use! Civilian use!!” People around the world and generals from every country reply in unison: “Right, right, we get it. Civilian use, built to military standards!”
When a meteor hurtles toward Earth and all of humanity despairs, thousands of my company's rescue mechs, modified into “Gundams,” fill the skies above the planet...
All I want to ask is: “Please! Can someone tell me who was the first person to put an electromagnetic cannon on my robot dog?!”
