[Live broadcast of eating melons + refreshing articles + social death + capturing bamboo shoots + no system]
An ex-girlfriend was a sugar daddy for money, but was slapped in the street by her original spouse? Not only did Jiang Yuan, the delivery boy, not feel distressed, he used his backhand as a sliding shovel and held up the wooden stick: "Sister! Hands are a woman's second face, Jingui! For such rough work as beating someone, you have to use professional tools! Come on, let's do physical training, please!"
The whole internet laughed like crazy: You have taken away all the bamboo shoots on the mountain!
From then on, Jiang Yuan, the ultimate fun man, went completely crazy. He rode a small electric donkey and started his live broadcast career in which "delivering food is his job and making trouble is his life".
The scumbag coach slept with the girlfriend of the top guy on the list and still made a fuss? Jiang Yuan broadcast the whole process live: "Don't worry, the social-death package will be here soon, turning you from a 'top student' to a 'street rat'!"
Encountered the scheming female anchor's acting routine? "Who in the family understands! I am a food delivery person and I am locked in! Hello uncle and aunt, I am here to deliver food. Do you believe it?"
The "Cyber Family" are crying out for support: "Brother Yuan didn't start broadcasting today, and I feel like there are ants crawling on me!" "Please, stop delivering food, and become a social moral supervisor. We will provide you with five insurances and one housing fund!"
Until one day, the top sister on the list (a beautiful lawyer) maxed out the gifts: "Don't give them away, I will support you! By the way, I will be your legal adviser. No matter how crazy you are, I will take care of you!"
Jiang Yuan: "Sister, it's not that I don't want to eat soft rice, the main thing is that this melon can't stop!"
