Public Enemy of the Ninja World: I Become an Immortal Ancestor with a Reporting System

I transmigrated into Naruto as an inconsequential member of the Uchiha clan, and arrived just in time for the night of the massacre. What should I do?

Obito wants to take my eyes? I immediately report him to the Third Hokage: “A mysterious masked man is carrying out a indiscriminate slaughter in the Uchiha district!”

Orochimaru wants to put a curse mark on me? I immediately report him to Jiraiya: “One of the Legendary Sannin is luring teenagers in Konoha into illegal human experiments!”

The Akatsuki want to use me as cannon fodder? I send the coordinates of their hideout and their financial records to all five great nations!

Once I turned “reporting” into a performance art, the entire shinobi world went mad.

Uchiha Itachi thinks I’m even more like a spy than he is, while Obito believes I’m the real “mastermind behind the scenes.”

But I’m just standing on the moral high ground, telling you all quietly: “I’m Uchiha Lie. When I file a complaint, I never withdraw it.”