(The Westward Journey spin-off: ten systems, ten time travels, ten easy ways, ten anti-routines, and ten behind-the-scenes)
Cheng Hao transformed into a Tang monk and signed the "Sutra Acquisition Agreement" at Leiyin Temple when he opened his eyes.
The system prompt flashed in front of me: [The Tenth Life Practice Package has expired, please renew].
Only then did he know——
Mana requires a subscription, magic weapons require recharging, and even the tightening spell is a VIP-exclusive function.
Looking at the densely packed hidden terms in the agreement, Cheng Hao clasped his hands together and smiled at Guanyin:
"It's okay to learn from the scriptures, but before that -"
"Can you help me open a membership first?"
Since then, the style of Journey to the West has completely gone astray.
While the monsters were still planning for immortality, he had used system loopholes to gain permanent VIP status;
While the sky was full of gods and Buddhas waiting for him to "loan his merits," he was using business thinking to deconstruct the Eighty-One Difficulties.
Until the Lingshan Merit Pool was drained out, Tathagata finally panicked when he saw Cheng Hao holding the "User Agreement" and demanding "freedom to cultivate immortality"...
"What kind of advice are you taking from this? You are trying to derail my Lingshan IPO!"
Beautiful 👀, super exciting