Whoa! I've Become the Defense Force Captain!

【The Absolute Ultraman Spirit + A Utterly Rational Protagonist + No Corruption + Ultraman Memes + No Blood-Pressure-Spiking Plotlines + Ensemble Cast of the Defense Force】 Did I transmigrate? No, why am I being interrogated? Is this right? What's on that screen? Why does something about this world seem off? What? You want me to join some... special department? And you want me to lead it? Fight superpowered criminals? Super speed, super strength, the ability to fly and tunnel underground, and laser eyes... What the hell! You want me to fight Homelander? Sorry, I'm just an ordinary person. I'm not obligated to face an enemy I can't possibly beat. Even a dog wouldn't take this jo Wait! I get a top-tier tech suit, and command over the world's most advanced weapons? I'm in! If even a dog won't do it, I'll do it! Hold on! Why does the database have records of giant creatures fifty or sixty meters tall and weighing fifty or sixty thousand tons?! You want me to fight monsters?! Can I still quit?! Huh?! You're giving me an Ultraman transformation device too! Ahahahahahaha! You really know how to pick them! I've got the Ultraman spirit in spades. Fighting monsters is nothing. I'm the proud disciple of Weizhi, head of the meat-processing plant in the Land of Light! Look, if I dare use an Ultra Disc Blade as a chainsaw to fight monsters, then I dare use the Cosmic Fivefold Light as a pair of boxing gloves! Alien invaders? Giant monsters? Mutated cyborgs? Brothers! Guests have come from afar! No matter how far away they are, we will punish them! Let's show these space yokels Earth's hospitality! Since you've come, you're not leaving!