[Monster-Beast Apocalypse + Advanced Martial Arts + One Female Lead + Hilarious Superpower]
Good news: Ye Yuan has awakened an incredibly rare esper-type superpower!
Bad news: It's been rated F-class, [Minor Disruption], and everyone says I'm useless.
Worse news: My superpower really does seem to do nothing but give people diarrhea...
At my first awakening test, Teacher Zhao, the examiner, got the runs on the spot and sprinted for the bathroom. (Bang!)
In my second battle, Wang Hao, a D-class prodigy, had his pants explode in the arena and sprayed it out in front of everyone, humiliating himself!
Leng Yuexin (eyes narrowing slightly): This F-class ability has something to it.
Ye Yuan (internal monologue): This ability... is kind of disgusting, but it seems pretty useful? (Twitching mouth)
An F-class power? The Toilet God of War? Everyone thinks Ye Yuan is a joke, but they don't know that beneath his “Minor Disruption” lies a terrifying truth capable of breaking down anything!
He only wants to earn enough money to save his grandmother, but discovers that he's inching toward the deepest secret of the abyss!
Diaosi is a diaosi wherever he goes. Even if he travels through time, he is still a diaosi. The most terrifying thing about diaosi is not poverty, but the diaosi mentality that he can never get rid of. It is like a diaosi who suddenly won a billion lottery ticket, suddenly stopped while driving a luxury car, walked to the roadside, and happily picked up a few cardboard boxes.