Good news: I was "confessed" by Gu Yanci, the top boss in Shanghai!
Bad news: He's crazy and thinks I'm a love interest who's had a crush on him for years, and I just want to buy a cake.
Even worse news: His brothers said that they would spend 10 million to send me away from now on.
I'm ecstatic! For that ten million, I started my "suicide" performance.
I thought he would be annoyed by the crazy checking, but he turned out to be doting on his face: "Little one, you are so possessive, I like it."
I thought he would get tired of his crazy worship of money, but he ended up buying up luxury stores: "I finally know how much I spent my money? This is a sign of love for me!"
I thought he would be angry if I united with his mother to force him to go on a blind date, but he was pleasantly surprised: "You actually managed to get my mother! Just tell me if you want to get married!"
Me: (pupil earthquake) No, why are these ten million getting further and further away? !
Until I couldn't bear it anymore and took out a photo of him and his Bai Yueguang: "Break up! Give me 10 million and get out immediately!"
He was finally confused.
Then, the entire Internet knew that Gu Yanci, the CEO of Killing God, was the winner of the year's biggest self-centered passion award.