I Blow Through 100 Million a Day, and the Campus Belle Begs Me to Be a Bad Boy

[No-Brain Story] Please leave your brain at the door, or lend it to us for safekeeping! (This story is entirely fictional.) The day after the campus belle publicly humiliated me for being broke, I got bound to the Daily Money-Spending System. My first day's budget was 100 million. If I didn't spend it all, I'd lose years off my life. At the campus belle's birthday party, her new boyfriend sneered, “Do you think you'll ever even touch the steering wheel of a Lamborghini in your entire life?” I lowered my head and tapped at my phone. A minute later, a news flash appeared on the big screen in the venue: “Mysterious tycoon donates 100 million to a charity foundation, setting a record for the largest single donation in history!” As the whole room fell silent, the System's prompt sounded: “Host has exceeded the spending target. Tomorrow's budget will be multiplied tenfold.” Looking at the campus belle's ashen face, I smiled. “Sorry, I have so much money, there's no way I can save any for tomorrow.”