The Yellow Turbans Force Me to Fight Liu Bei, So I Defect on the Battlefield and Offer Potatoes

[Ding! The Divine-Level Snarky Farming System is online.]

Roast the Yellow Turbans: +5! Roast Zhang Jiao: +10!

Lin Feng: I only said a couple of insults. How did I get a cheat?

System: [Accurate roast detected. Reward: 10 high-yield potatoes × 1 bag of fast-acting fertilizer! Crops grow ten times faster!]

Cheng Yuanzhi draws his blade: “Kid, what did you say?”

Lin Feng instantly backs down: “Bro, I mean... a yield of ten thousand catties per mu is no dream!”

The next second, potatoes burst through the soil and green shoots shoot up. Everyone falls to their knees:

“Immortal! Please take us as your disciples!”

Lin Feng (counting energy): If I roast Liu Bei again, will I get +20?

[Quest: Defect to Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei tonight. Fail, and your account will be deleted.]

His energy bar is overflowing, but he has only one life left!