Lord God, Please Show Some Restraint

[A shameless old bastard of a Lord God VS a sharp-tongued, soft-hearted Lord God with a short fuse] [Not a quick transmigration novel] [I’m terrible at writing blurbs]

Lu Feng: I’m sad. I’m faking it.

Lu Feng: I’m drunk. I’m faking it.

Lu Feng: I feel wronged. I’m faking it.

Lu Feng: My face really hurts. I’m faking it.

Xu Xun: What do you do when you discover one day that you don’t belong in this world?

Xu Xun: Why do I feel like I was a god in my past life?

Xu Xun: How can I extract someone else’s soul?

Xu Xun: You’re ugly, and you’ve got some nerve dreaming like that.

The setup: satisfying, sweet, and feel-good! Two powerful leads, schemes, a System, two Lord Gods, built-in bugs, and a very, very fast pace!

The shou’s questions:

Why did he fall in love at first sight with someone he’d just met, then cling to him relentlessly...?

The gong’s furious roar:

Why has that dead bastard taken over his body?!