[Journey to the West fan fiction + villainess heroine + workplace humor + absurd comedy + PUA master]
She transmigrates into the White Bone Demoness, and from the start, Sun Wukong is supposed to beat her to death three times. Bai Shimo, HR director, says: “This is right in my wheelhouse!”
“Great Sage, I’m a third-party consultant sent by the Bodhisattva to optimize the pilgrimage team’s organizational structure.”
When the Monkey King questions her, she whips out a PowerPoint: “According to the SWOT analysis, the team has clear strengths, but the threats are deadly. Your KPI is subduing demons, Bajie’s is logistics, and Sha Seng’s is asset management. Tang Seng? He’s the investor, the client who calls the shots!”
Wukong: ?
Bajie: So how is my performance going to be assessed?
Tang Seng: Amitabha. Consultant Bai, about my budget...
The demons: Are we just monsters she uses to pad her performance metrics???
